WELCOME TO MY DISORGANIZED CLUTTER!

We all have one—the drawer we just toss everything into so we will know exactly where we placed our random treasures when we need them most. Hid away in the corners of my junk drawer is every beautiful picture not exactly right for any of my other sexy havens, pictures still representing the unique beauty of the female form. So remember, when you can’t find what you’re looking for in the obvious places, check my junk drawer—I’m sure you’ll always find what you’re looking for among my unorganized, sexy clutter.

Thursday, January 16, 2025

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 01.11.25 (15 Photos)

I Don't Think She Plays For The Raptors

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“Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position.” ― Bill Maher

Thursday, January 2, 2025

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.28.24 (10 Photos)

She Looks So Comfy

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“...some of the best sex I can barely remember.” ― Chelsea Handler

Friday, December 27, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.21.24 (14 Photos)

She's Wearin' A Jress...Is That A Thing? If Not I'm Makin' It One.

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The Pledge of Allegiance was written as a PR stunt to sell magazines.

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.14.24 (14 Photos)

That Dress Mixes With Any Type Of Drink

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You can figure out the color of a chicken egg by looking at the chicken's earlobes.

Thursday, December 12, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.07.24 (14 Photos)

She Reminds Me Of Candy

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If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.30.24 (14 Photos)

Playin' Coy

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There are around 2,000 thunderstorms happening on Earth at all times.

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.23.24 (16 Photos)

It Needs To Be This Thick Around...

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There's a one in 4,400,000 chance of a left-handed person being killed using right-handed equipment.

A Bevy Of Beauties #35: A Tag Bonanza (33 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

A Bevy Of Beauties #34: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*