Thursday, October 31, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.26.24 (14 Photos)

Um...You Expect Me To Pay? Really?

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Bed bugs have existed since the time of the dinosaurs.

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.19.24 (14 Photos)

I Hope She Doesn't Fall In The Pool...

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Cookie Monster's name is Sid.

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.12.24 (10 Photos)

Are You Sure You Don't Like Pineapple On Pizza?

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The sound of doors opening and closing on Star Trek is a flushing toilet.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.05.24 (13 Photos)

I Hope We're Goin' To The Same Weddin'...

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Sunlight triggers "romantic passion."

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.28.24 (10 Photos)

Art Is All About Form

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Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame.

Thursday, September 26, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.21.24 (14 Photos)

Their Daily Dose Of Sun

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“To a man, sex is the ultimate expression of love. It is pure pleasure. But to a woman there exists something greater than pleasure―gestures of adoration. A gentle caress on the cheek, an attentive smile, a soft kiss while swept away in a slow dance, the whispered words 'You're beautiful'―these are the tokens of love that women cherish.” ― Richelle E. Goodrich

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.14.24 (12 Photos)

Perfectly Placed Birthmark

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“When it was time to write, and he took his pen in his hand, he never thought of consequences; he thought of style. I wonder why I ever bothered with sex, he thought; there's nothing in this breathing world so gratifying as an artfully placed semicolon.” ― Hilary Mantel

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.07.24 (15 Photos)

Being Able To Be Silly Is An Important Quality

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“Kiss someone like kissing is the only way you have to communicate. There is no conversation. There is no sex. There are only two sets of lips that are ravenous to be recognized and treasured.” ― Roberto Hogue