Tell Me Something Dirty #71

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Perfect Profile

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Snails have thousands of microscopic teeth.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 04.05.25 (15 Photos)

Snap-Snap-Snap Your Fingers

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People used to say "prunes" instead of "cheese" when they took a picture.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.29.25 (16 Photos)

You Are A Vision

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Dogs evolved "puppy eyes" to manipulate humans.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.22.25 (16 Photos)

Now That's A Perfect Pour

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“What is my definition of jazz? 'Safe sex' of the highest order.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

Stamps Of Approval #80 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

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All Those Mirrors Would Give Me A Headache

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“Sometimes being crazy is a demon. And sometimes the demon is me. And I visit quiet sidewalks and loud parties and dark movies, and a small demon looks out at the world with me. Sometimes it sleeps. Sometimes it plays. Sometimes it laughs with me. Sometimes it tries to kill me. But it’s always with me. I suppose we’re all possessed in some way. Some of us with dependence on pills or wine. Others through sex or gambling. Some of us through self-destruction or anger or fear. And some of us just carry around our tiny demon as he wreaks havoc in our mind, tearing open old dusty trunks of bad memories and leaving the remnants spread everywhere. Wearing the skins of people we’ve hurt. Wearing the skins of people we’ve loved. And sometimes, when it’s worst, wearing our skins.” ― Jenny Lawson

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.08.25 (12 Photos)

Yes...You May Stare At Me For As Long As You Want

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“Of all the misconceptions about love the most powerful and pervasive is the belief that "falling in love" is love or at least one of the manifestations of love. It is a potent misconception, because falling in love is subjectively experienced in a very powerful fashion as an experience of love. When a person falls in love what he or she certainly feels is "I love him" or "I love her." But two problems are immediately apparent. The first is that the experience of falling in love is specifically a sex-linked erotic experience. We do not fall in love with our children even though we may love them very deeply. We do not fall in love with our friends of the same sex-unless we are homosexually oriented-even though we may care for them greatly. We fall in love only when we are consciously or unconsciously sexually motivated. The second problem is that the experience of falling in love is invariably temporary. No matter whom we fall in love with, we sooner or later fall out of love if the relationship continues long enough. This is not to say that we invariably cease loving the person with whom we fell in love. But it is to say that the feeling of ecstatic lovingness that characterizes the experience of falling in love always passes. The honeymoon always ends. The bloom of romance always fades.” ― M. Scott Peck

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 03.01.25 (15 Photos)

She Would Have Me At That Hair

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You can tell the temperature by counting a cricket's chirps.

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 02.22.25 (13 Photos)

She Has To Feel So Accomplished Just Gettin' Those On! Wow!

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Bamboo grows so fast, it's measured in miles per hour.