Friday, December 27, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.21.24 (14 Photos)

She's Wearin' A Jress...Is That A Thing? If Not I'm Makin' It One.

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The Pledge of Allegiance was written as a PR stunt to sell magazines.

Thursday, December 19, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.14.24 (14 Photos)

That Dress Mixes With Any Type Of Drink

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You can figure out the color of a chicken egg by looking at the chicken's earlobes.

Thursday, December 12, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 12.07.24 (14 Photos)

She Reminds Me Of Candy

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If you sneeze while driving at 60 mph, your eyes are closed for around 50 feet.

Thursday, December 5, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.30.24 (14 Photos)

Playin' Coy

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There are around 2,000 thunderstorms happening on Earth at all times.

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.23.24 (16 Photos)

It Needs To Be This Thick Around...

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There's a one in 4,400,000 chance of a left-handed person being killed using right-handed equipment.

A Bevy Of Beauties #35: A Tag Bonanza (33 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

A Bevy Of Beauties #34: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Wednesday, November 27, 2024

A Bevy Of Beauties #33: A Tag Bonanza (35 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Thursday, November 21, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.16.24 (14 Photos)

In Deep Thought...

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β€œI believe in love and lust and sex and romance. I don't want everything to add up to some perfect equation. I want mess and chaos. I want someone to go crazy out of his mind for me. I want to feel passion and heat and sweat and madness. I want valenties and cupids and all of that crap. I WANT IT ALL.” ― Barbra Streisand

Thursday, November 14, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.09.24 (12 Photos)

What A Figure!

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"It was after sex, when there was still heat and mostly breathing, when there was still touch and mostly thought... it was as if the whole world could be reduced to the sound of a single string being played, and the only thing this sound could make me think of was you. Sometimes desire is in the air; sometimes desire is liquid. And every now and then, when everything else is air and liquid, desire solidifies, and the body is the magnet that draws its weight.” ― David Levithan

Monday, November 11, 2024

A Bevy Of Beauties #32: A Tag Bonanza (31 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Thursday, November 7, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 11.02.24 (15 Photos)

Oui, Oui...Monsieur!

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β€œI think people often try to find through sex, things that are much easier to find in other ways.” ― Patricia Highsmith

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.26.24 (14 Photos)

Um...You Expect Me To Pay? Really?

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Bed bugs have existed since the time of the dinosaurs.

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.19.24 (14 Photos)

I Hope She Doesn't Fall In The Pool...

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Cookie Monster's name is Sid.

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.12.24 (10 Photos)

Are You Sure You Don't Like Pineapple On Pizza?

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The sound of doors opening and closing on Star Trek is a flushing toilet.

Thursday, October 10, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 10.05.24 (13 Photos)

I Hope We're Goin' To The Same Weddin'...

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Sunlight triggers "romantic passion."

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.28.24 (10 Photos)

Art Is All About Form

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Abraham Lincoln is in the wrestling hall of fame.

Thursday, September 26, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.21.24 (14 Photos)

Their Daily Dose Of Sun

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β€œTo a man, sex is the ultimate expression of love. It is pure pleasure. But to a woman there exists something greater than pleasure―gestures of adoration. A gentle caress on the cheek, an attentive smile, a soft kiss while swept away in a slow dance, the whispered words 'You're beautiful'―these are the tokens of love that women cherish.” ― Richelle E. Goodrich

Thursday, September 19, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.14.24 (12 Photos)

Perfectly Placed Birthmark

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β€œWhen it was time to write, and he took his pen in his hand, he never thought of consequences; he thought of style. I wonder why I ever bothered with sex, he thought; there's nothing in this breathing world so gratifying as an artfully placed semicolon.” ― Hilary Mantel

Thursday, September 12, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 09.07.24 (15 Photos)

Being Able To Be Silly Is An Important Quality

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β€œKiss someone like kissing is the only way you have to communicate. There is no conversation. There is no sex. There are only two sets of lips that are ravenous to be recognized and treasured.” ― Roberto Hogue

Thursday, September 5, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 08.31.24 (9 Photos)

Does This Dress Make 'Em Look Big?

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Tonsils can grow back.

Thursday, August 29, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 08.24.24 (10 Photos)

What A Lovely Flower

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You can make honey from weeds.

Thursday, August 22, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 08.17.24 (11 Photos)

Bustin' Out Everywhere!

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Mark Antony brought sand from Egypt to Turkey to cover an entire beach for Cleopatra.

Thursday, August 15, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 08.10.24 (12 Photos)

He Always Makes Me Wait...

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Tulips were once more valuable than gold.

Thursday, August 8, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 08.03.24 (10 Photos)

Innocent Face...Body For Sin

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The position you sleep in is linked to your personality.

Friday, August 2, 2024

A Bevy Of Beauties #31: A Tag Bonanza (37 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Thursday, August 1, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 07.27.24 (11 Photos)

That Noise Doesn't Sound Like Marcus...

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β€œYou wouldn't think sex could actally be a workout, but if done right...” ― S.C. Stephens

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 07.20.24 (13 Photos)

Well, I Guess I'm Goin' Back To School!

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β€œHave you ever longed for someone so much, so deeply that you thought you would die? That your heart would just stop beating? I am longing now, but for whom I don't know. My whole body craves to be held. I am desperate to love and be loved. I want my mind to float into another's. I want to be set free from despair by the love I feel for another. I want to be physically part of someone else. I want to be joined. I want to be open and free to explore every part of them, as though I were exploring myself.” ― Tracey Emin

Monday, July 22, 2024

A Bevy Of Beauties #30: A Tag Bonanza (37 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 07.13.24 (13 Photos)

I Bet She's Dreamin' Of Me

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β€œIt’s funny how he refuses to make eye contact during sex yet can’t seem to keep his eyes off me the rest of the time.” ― Colleen Hoover

Monday, July 15, 2024

A Bevy Of Beauties #29: A Tag Bonanza (34 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Thursday, July 11, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 07.06.24 (13 Photos)

Anyone Else Think We Should Warn Her About Jason?

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Cows kill more Americans each year than sharks do.

Thursday, July 4, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.29.24 (13 Photos)

I'm In Love And I'm Not Embarrassed To Say So

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Pluto technically isn't even a year old, based on its discovery.

Friday, June 28, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.22.24 (12 Photos)

I Bet She's A Daddy's Girl...And There's Nothin' Wrong With That!

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Saudi Arabia imports camels from Australia.

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.15.24 (12 Photos)

Everyone And I Mean Everyone Would Do Their Homework If She Was Starin' Down At You Like This

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The fire hydrant patent was lost in a fire.

Thursday, June 13, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.08.24 (13 Photos)

She's Got Some Huge Horns!

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You can sneeze faster than a cheetah can run.

Thursday, June 6, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 06.01.24 (12 Photos)

She Would Be My Fantasy Island

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β€œThis is no simple reform. It really is a revolution. Sex and race because they are easy and visible differences have been the primary ways of organizing human beings into superior and inferior groups and into the cheap labor on which this system still depends. We are talking about a society in which there will be no roles other than those chosen or those earned. We are really talking about humanism.” ― Gloria Steinem

Thursday, May 30, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.25.24 (10 Photos)

She Definitely Deserves First Class

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β€œWhen I met a truly beautiful girl, I would tell her that if she spent the night with me, I would write a novel or a story about her. This usually worked; and if her name was to be in the title of the story, it almost always worked. Then, later, when we'd passed a night of delicious love-making together, after she’d gone and I’d felt that feeling of happiness mixed with sorrow, I sometimes would write a book or story about her. Sometimes her character, her way about herself, her love-making, it sometimes marked me so heavily that I couldn't go on in life and be happy unless I wrote a book or a story about that woman, the happy and sad memory of that woman. That was the only way to keep her, and to say goodbye to her without her ever leaving.” ― Roman Payne

Friday, May 24, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.18.24 (11 Photos)

You Can See Those From Space With That Top On, I Bet!

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β€œStatistics show that most mortals sell their souls for five reasons: sex, money, power, revenge, and love. In that order.” ― Richelle Mead

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Weekly Lock-Jammin' Knockout: 05.11.24 (13 Photos)

If That Mountain Was Covered In Snow, She Wouldn't Even Need A Sled!

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It is illegal to sell a "bounceless" pickle to somebody in Connecticut.