It Wasn't A Good Idea To Eat My Cereal In The Stable

“You are the last thought in my mind before I drift off to sleep and the first thought when I wake up each morning.” — Unknown

Which is why she decided to eat breakfast in a stable? Heehee...I must be a horse! You know, it would be pretty cool to be a horse, don'tcha think? Eatin' all day, poopin' wherever you want, getting to run all the time when people ride you...and sleep, sleep I can't forget how much sleep you'd get. I don't know if this beautiful creature above is dreamin' of bein' a horse, but I'd love for her to ride me one day! Well, you know...the way girls do...

The Utility Cabinet #3: A Follower's Collection (10 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: kenny Bareega from Twitter

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Down Home Beauty

“I’ll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.” — Unknown

Wow! If someone who I was already attracted to said this to me, I'd be soppin'! It's so nice to get caught in the rain with someone fun, it's even better when you're more than just friends, because then you get to go home, and peel the clothes off each other...both with the scent of fresh rain...and wouldn't it be oh so splendid if the person with me was this curvy beauty above? I'd be in heaven...

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Name A Flaw...Just Try!

“Go ahead, touch it.” — Unknown

I think this quote would fit this pic better if it said, “Go ahead, touch 'em” instead, but I could find one that said somethin' like that so this is the closest I could find. It just was my first thought when I saw this pic, her leanin' over the couch, givin' me the opportunity to feel her love pillows...I probably wouldn't just touch. I mean, you'd hafta give a squeeze, right?

The Utility Cabinet #2: A Follower's Collection (35 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

Free Kisses!

“Men are a lot like infants; if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.” — Unknown

Heehee...I think this would so work! I almost peed a little when I read this! The busty beauty above probably has the same philosophy, and if you're ever lucky enough to be around her, just make sure you don't shut up and just keep blabbin' and blabbin' and blabbin...what? We need to test this hypothesis, right? ; )

A Bevy Of Beauties #12: A Tag Bonanza (36 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

She Looks Playful In A 70's Sort Of Way, Right?

“I’ve had a rough day; give me a rough night.” — Unknown

I don't think I've ever come across a more correct or relatable quote ever. I'm not one of those people who if I have a bad day, I just want to be left alone to pout or somethin'. I need to get my energy or anger or frustration or whatever I'm feelin' at the time out, and I usually always go runnin' but I'd be just as up for a rough night in bed too, and I've been told I'm a different person during these sessions, wild almost, but afterwards, I'm pretty much dead to the world and just sleep and sleep...and sleep...

The Utility Cabinet #1: A Follower's Collection (33 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

I Just Had To Post Her Again

“My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.” — Rodney Dangerfield

Oh my! That man, Rodney Dangerfield, was so funny! I know he was a little much to take at times, but he had to be the king of one-liners. The sentiment to his joke here is pretty much how I would feel if I ever had the pleasure of datin' or being with this curvaceous beauty...like seriously, could she really ever be faithful? I mean, she could, she could just be a really good person, but the temptation she would have to face on a daily basis might be just too much for me to handle if I ever decided to be exclusive with her. Another thought...if this is the case, I wonder if she leads a lonely life because, you know, the good guys probably stay away because they can't deal with the constant competition so she only gets hit on by the bums, and this must leave her very lonely.

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She's Just Beautiful

“I wanna do bad things with you.” — Unknown

When someone is just purely beautiful, do you ever feel sort of guilty for the thoughts you have about that person? Like, what I mean is that this person is not necessarily sexy or hot, but they are just beautiful, perfect features and everything, maybe even a great personality...so does it make you feel bad because the things you're thinkin' about doin' to this person would sort of disrespect or degrade that beauty? Sometimes I feel this way when I meet someone like this, but after I talk to them a little it usually goes aways because either they are just as dirty as I am or they aren't as sweet or nice as their beauty suggests. Any other thoughts?

She's So Slippery...I'm Surprised Her Suit Stays On

“I love the way you turn me on without even doing anything.” — Unknown

We've all known these people, people who just come in the room and you immediately start to get a little hot, a little sweaty, oh so ready for fun, and sometimes all you have to hear is this person's name to get in the mood because as soon as you hear their name, sex is the only thing you think about...I've found in my life that these type of people seem to always come around at the worst times. Either when you're datin' someone and tryin' to be exclusive or when they've already been takin' and wouldn't give you the time of day, or the really sad one, when you've just gotten out of a relationship and couldn't even think of tryin' to start a new one or even have a one night stand because you just might explode from the emotion of anything...

She's Just Amazing...Wow!

“A world without women would be a pain in the ass.” — Unknown

Could you even imagine? I don't think I want to think about it anymore...no seriously, it's too much. Would there be nice smells? Soft skin? Pretty colors? I'm not sayin' men don't have the power to make these things or want these things, but women in our society do have an instinctual touch when makin' a place a home. I guess I'm biased, but I think I'd even miss the wacky fashion trends we women are exposed to...I know I don't wear half the stuff considered fashionable, but seein' it on other women is always fun. And if there was a world without women, you wouldn't be gazin' on this voluptuous beauty right now...and that, that would just be so sad.

She Can Love You Double

“You’re the only woman I’ll never get tired of loving.” — Unknown

Ha! I've heard this one before! Haven't we ladies? Heehee...but I know guys have also heard versions of this too...and it's not hard to believe about the heart-shaped gal above, but we all know things change as we age, so you have to find someone who you are attracted to, but would still find attractive if they put on a bunch of weight or if they have somethin' medically gross happen to them. And you really need to find someone who you just love havin' around, not really like interactin' with them all the time, you know, like just in the room while you're readin' or takin' a nap on the couch while you work in the kitchen...basically, your best friend. I know it sounds gross and a little simplified, but it's so true! If you still love a person at their worst, then you'll know it's the real thing.

I'm Getting A Princess Leia Vibe, Right?

“From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.” — Bette Davis

Heehee...what a funny quote! I don't quite remember the first time I started feelin' sexy. I sort of always was how I was. I was extremely confident my whole life so I guess that worked for me, but sexiness just came naturally to me, and of course, are their people out there who don't think I'm sexy, sure! But they have the right to their opinion, and I only tend to concentrate on the people who think I'm sexy anyway... ;) And I know I'm fellin' Princess Leia because of her hair, but aren't you impressed I spelled her name right?

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Those Highlights Are To Die For!

“You don’t have to be naked to be sexy.” — Nicole Kidman

I believe this so wholeheartedly and it's also why I love the fact that these types of blogs I've been doin' these last few years have taken off. Anyone can get naked and look hot in their birthday suits, but it really takes somethin' to look hot and sexy when you're wearin' clothes and it just seems to be so much hotter! Like this curvy gal above...even if she was wearin' a dress or a top, just by the way she holds her neck, you'd know she's sexy and I bet her voice is just meltin', you know? And what a sexy birthmark!

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This Looks Like A Job For Consent!

“Sexy doesn’t have to come with the price tag of being dumb.” — P!nk

So true, Miss P!nk! And this goes for anyone, male or female or whatever, you better be careful and mindful of the people you drink with because consent is needed and yes, I think it's possible to give consent when you're drinkin' but there are those times when consent is impossible to get because you just had one or two too many, so make sure you're drinkin' and hangin' around people you trust. And remember, when out and about never leave your drink unattended. The napkin over the drink thing doesn't work and isn't very trustworthy of an indicator your drink has been tampered with, so hold it, and bolt it!

If She Wasn't Wearing Sunglasses, Would You Even Look At Her Eyes? ;)

I know this is a cliché comment but seriously, would you? I mean, wow! But I happen to know this gal has gorgeous eyes too, long lashes and a bright twinkle. And I know it's a constant debate among women and men, why do women dress like that if they don't want to be looked at? I think I agree with both sides a little. A woman should be able to dress how she wants, and guys should be able to look at them all they want when they dress like this, but it just comes down to how the woman treats the eyes upon her. Sometimes, the guys are just creepy and sometimes the attention is wanted. It's up to the ladies to handle both types of attention and it's up to guys to not be the creepy guys that make them uncomfortable.

A Bevy Of Beauties #11: A Tag Bonanza (18 Photos)

*I keep getting flagged for this post, for what reason, I'm not sure because it's really not different than any of my other posts, so I've deleted all of the pics except one. I could just delete it, but then #11 would be missing and then that would bother me, so for this I apologize.

A Bevy Of Beauties #10: A Tag Bonanza (47 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

She Is Just Pure Sexy And So Naturally Beautiful

Now this gorgeous creature...Natalie Lee...probably better known as Nata Lee, gave me a few weeks of pure torture! Heehee...but in a good way, because someone slipped her name to me, I found myself searchin' for pics of her everyday. She's just so perfect...a gorgeous face, a spectacular body, and she loves to show it off. This is why I try to not learn the names of the women I post because I get a little obsessive and it takes away from my other time for these blogs and stuff and my social sites. I'll probably end up goin' back to searchin' for her one day, but right now I think my hunger is satisfied. I hope...

She Doesn't Care About Ruining Her Shirt...Only Pleasing You...

I love playin' both roles...being the pleaser and being pleased. It all depends on your partner. Sometimes, the only way someone gets enjoyment out of sex is when they provide the other person with all of their attention, listening to their commands, and actin' as such. I've been the subordinate a few times, not a real subordinate, but just a person who gets bossed around in bed and let me tell ya, it's hot! Especially when the other person does a good job of lettin' you know that you're a good girl...or a bad girl? I guess it depends on the person, huh?

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How Would You Like To Stand Next To Her?

Here's some more erotic poetry:

“Aubade” by Amy Lowell

 

As I would free the white almond from the green husk

So I would strip your trappings off,

Beloved.

And fingering the smooth and polished kernel

I should see that in my hands glittered a gem beyond counting.

People Give Me Headaches

Here's some more erotic poetry:

“Love Sonnet XI” by Pablo Neruda

I crave your mouth, your voice, your hair.

Silent and starving, I prowl through the streets.

Bread does not nourish me, dawn disrupts me, all day

I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.

I hunger for your sleek laugh,

your hands the color of a savage harvest,

hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails,

I want to eat your skin like a whole almond.

I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in your lovely body,

the sovereign nose of your arrogant face,

I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes,

and I pace around hungry, sniffing the twilight,

hunting for you, for your hot heart,

like a puma in the barrens of Quitratue.

*I had to look up "Quitratue" too!

If This Isn't A Dream...I'm Really Flippin' Lost

A friend on mine, who also loves to read and write and post educational stuff about books and movies and everything, whose name is Victor (heehee...told you I'd post about you!), loves to post his own poetry. Well, I'm not as gifted to write my own poetry but he has gotten me into readin' some exotic poetry, so I've decided to post some.

“The Encounter” by Louise Glück

You came to the side of the bed

and sat staring at me.

Then you kissed me—I felt

hot wax on my forehead.

I wanted it to leave a mark:

that’s how I knew I loved you.

Because I wanted to be burned, stamped,

to have something in the end—

I drew the gown over my head;

a red flush covered my face and shoulders.

It will run its course, the course of fire,

setting a cold coin on the forehead, between the eyes.

You lay beside me; your hand moved over my face

as though you had felt it also—

you must have known, then, how I wanted you.

We will always know that, you and I.

The proof will be my body.

A Bevy Of Beauties #9: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

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Tan Lines, Stockings, Gloves...What More Could You Ask For?

This outfit confuses me a little because does she want to turn me on or clean my kitchen or possibly is she gonna ask me to pick a card, any card? Heehee...I know, I know...I know what she's tryin' to do. I'm just bein' silly because if she walked into my kitchen, or any room, in my place, I'd immediately get in the mood. I'd probably ask her if she needed a cleanin' and I think everyone knows what I'd use...I'll give you a hint: it's attached to my face!

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Bejewelled Beauty

During my years of posting and interacting with my followers, one argument always seems to surface, especially since my following is rather large so opinions are bound to be different, about whether “natural” or “improved” is better, sexier, or hotter. And sometimes, my post choices confuse people because I have my own preferences but I also post for my followers too. I don't think either way is better, sexier, or hotter because attraction is purely an individual thing and just because you think one thing is hotter doesn't mean someone else would, so if you like 'em natural and you see a post with a gal “improved” just pass the post up, don't comment somethin' nasty or disgustin' that could hurt the person pictured if you said it to their face or to the other person commenting how much they like her, just state nicely you prefer the other and than compliment somethin' else about the pic...because every woman who has had “improvements” will still have somethin' natural about them...such as this lovely ladies skin...wow, it just looks so warm...her tanline...her mouth...her lips...she's just gorgeous!

How'd You Like To Find Her Among The Weeds?

I've always been a little confused about how people go about meetin' people...of course, it's fun and exciting to go to all the hottest spots in your city, where the glamorous people hang out and socialize, where the most beautiful people go to show themselves off, but how are your percentages of success at these places, huh? Sometimes you can find a flower among the weeds if you just take the time to look...such places like the library (oh, my favorite place to relax!) or the coffee house (where I go to read my books) or the supermarket...you just have to take a chance and talk to someone. In my experience when you show interest in someone outside of an environment where they'd expect to get attention, like in a library or the supermarket, they receive this attention as completely unexpected because they are usually in their casual clothes, no make up on, or just lookin' all scruffy, so it's actually more of a compliment to them. You get me?

Um...They Only Sent Me Half The Shirt...

I just love when my interpretation of a pic so totally matches. Just look at her expression and her half shirt...it totally fits! Or at least it does in my mind and actually, that's really all that matters! I love makin' my followers happy and I really love when I make them giggle, but sometimes the words that come from my mind are really silly, but I don't care. I do this because it's a beautiful way to release stress for me, to enjoy somethin' I love to love (women!) and to spread a little cheer sometimes when I really hit the mark with a post title. Anyway, even if you didn't laugh at my title, I know you enjoyed the view!

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Soft And Firm In All The Right Places

I'm not usually attracted to the hard body types, man or woman, because I love to cuddle and be all squishy with people, but I post these people because I just admire their dedication to creatin' such a masterfully sculpted body, and I know other people are attracted to them, so it works for everyone. But this lovely lady above, I think I'd be into because she seems to have the jiggly parts too. I wonder how hard that tummy actually is? Wow.

Seriously...Could You Not Smile Looking At Her?

I know I totally wouldn't be able to hold back a smile lookin' at this beauty! It's funny though, isn't it? Some people have gorgeous smiles, smiles that make you warm down below, if you get my drift, but then there are people who might or might not be that attractive who just have a smile that is so infectious, which usually makes the person more attractive if they weren't that attractive to begin with, you can't help but break one out yourself ear to ear because they just like force your mouth to smile! I like to think I have a little bit of both types of smiles, or least I try to use each one in the appropriate settin', but how lucky are those people who can just make people smile by smilin'. What a gift! Am I right?

What's For Lunch?

If this lovely beauty called me up and asked me to head out to get a bite to eat for lunch I'd probably go...no, I'd definitely go, but lunch is not my favorite meal and I rarely eat it.  I also rarely eat breakfast...I'm just not that hungry when I wake up. Well, I shouldn't stay I don't ever eat breakfast or lunch, I guess what I mean is I don't usually eat a traditional breakfast or lunch, you know, like the eggs and bacon or sausage or pancakes or big bowls of cereal or a turkey club with a pickle and a side of chips sort of breakfast or lunch, I simply might have a piece of fruit or a small cup of yogurt and no, it's not because I'm afraid of gainin' a bunch of weight or something, it's because eating big that early in the day just gets me tired and then the rest of my day is so unproductive. I always have a big dinner, well big for me with a meat and vegetable and a bread or something, but then I'll be going to bed soon so it's okay to get tired. But this gorgeous woman would definitely have me rethinkin' my meal choices if she asked.

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A Bevy Of Beauties #8: A Tag Bonanza (37 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

So Many Infractions But She Won't Get In Trouble For Any Of Them

Okay, been sittin' here starin at this pic...tryin' to figure out what's exactly happenin' here, because one, she could be in some sort of go cart type thing or two, she could be in some sort of airplane (with those types of braces) but then she's blowin' smoke out her mouth and I'm not seein' anything in her hands that would create that smoke, so I'm assumin' it must be cold where she is, but then why is she in that outfit? Or lack of outfit? Heehee...I just don't get why photographers go through so much effort to create these crazy settings. I mean, I love fantasy and you can create that with just a little cute outfit or somethin' but to go and take a pic in this type of contraption? I just don't get it.

A Bevy Of Beauties #7: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

They Do Seem To Go On Forever And Forever

You probably know I'm not talking about her locks in the title, or her eyelashes, or her arms, or the strings of her cute shorts, but I can't really talk about the aspect of this gorgeous beauty I want to talk about because this blog doesn't allow it. But I'm going to try anyway so I hope you understand what I mean when I say I love big ones, I love small ones, I love every type of them, but what really turns me on, no matter what size or shape, is the bounce and the movement they have, so I guess you can even say that I love the hang of them, because if they hang off just a little bit that means they are going to move around no matter what size they are and makin' them move is my favorite part, especially when I make the owner move and rive around and they just happen to bounce because of it. I really do hope you understand what I'm sayin' here because I really do love talkin' about them!

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